New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion
Posted on April 17, 2010 | 25 Comments
Baby Videos of In The Know panelists contend some-more states should have decorating the hothouse as well as selecting the baby name compulsory stairs in obtaining entrance to an abortion.
Comments (25)
@imaginelab It’s a joke, they aren’t actually making people do this. But it’s a joke about the extent people who dislike abortion will go to try to make those who want abortions feel guilty.
Abortion is just plain BS. There is really no benefit to it. If you snap an infant’s spine in a few places, a new born can be shoved right into a large crockpot. It only takes about a single jar of BRBQ sauce to cover it, throw in some beans, a little bacon, and you got a darn good meal afterwards. You don’t have to eat the child yourself, there are plenty of others in need. Afterwards, cut that little head off and that baby skull will make for some damn fine bling around your neck.
@Deathpod4 OMG, wow, I appologize. The comment was really innapropriate. I totally forgot to qualify the statement. If I gave the impression that I was referring to lima beans, I totally recognize the pain I might have caused. Even though I didn’t say so, I was going with pintos all the way. Sorry for any confusion I might have caused.
@40ozAficionado Haha.
I dont get it, why does a woman have to set up a room if the baby is not going to be born? doesnt it make it worse, i eman if the mother regrets it?? and naming it thats even worse than setting up the room
@40ozAficionado But then you have to worry about stray Baby Skull Seeking bullets. Untill we ban those i don’t recomend wearing a baby skull.
@40ozAficionado you are a disgrace. I feel sick after reading your comment. I fucking hate beans.
I wasn’t with ‘em till they suggested the kidney/all the body’s blood donation thing. Then I laughed. . . Now I want Popeye’s.
@InjuringPlum I love the Onion and don’t usually comment on their videos since people do take this too serious…but I gotta say you can’t throw your opinion out there and then tell people to calm down and just watch the video. You’re being a hypocrite..but since you are throwing it out there, I’ll say one thing. As far as you and your opinion goes, how can you say a life is less important than “nine months of bullshit”…I mean…really?
Could people stop debating the morality of abortion and just watch the video for what it intended to be—-> that is a JOKE!
And if you do listen they hint a little about it being wrong or pro life or whatever
Lesson learned – don’t take onion seriously, it is just a joke!
The ironic reflection towards the pro-life standpoint’s attempt’s of persuasion made me lol.
@GingerEckley818 Lol I was just joking look at my earlier comments and I do think it is sick and cruel it’s like buying a puppy then when you get home putting it out of its so called misery, But worse….
People who say, “An unwanted baby can just be adopted!” are clearly so misinformed that they shouldn’t even be putting their opinions on the Internet. In the United States, you CAN’T adopt babies unless they’re from another country. We have only the foster care system, which is crap. A study has shown that 65% of children who are put in three homes or more while being fostered (which would happen if children are in the system before they even have their first birthday) turn out to be criminals.
@Zombiestewstudios thats just sick!
Why the HELL did I think this was real when I first watched it???
i am unsure how the viewing of an ultrasound or the painting of a room is going to affect a decision. all i know is that i know people who were forced to become parents and their children are unwanted and unloved by them. I don’t know what the answer is but I do know that children should be “wanted” not just gestated, because the end result is groups of people who are raised with no empathy and lack of apathy for their fellow man. I would be nice if people would just wake up.
@oddvidios you said exactly what i always say, and all my friends get pissed when they are talking about this and the option of abortion and i say my two cents
if you cant do the time (cant handle having a baby) then dnt do the crime (sex!!!)
also, if it is not considered to be murder, abortion, then why is it considered a double homicide if you kill a pregnant woman??? hmmmm??? Riddle me that government people!
@Ducky1987, its cus they’re all extremely conservative backward thinkers, who contradict themselves at every turn
That is complete bullshit! What they are saying just makes them sound like idiots..
you have to be smoking a lot of good weed to run for an onion news network job
@ozymandiasride
that’s really interesting. yeah, i imagine that “pro-lifers,” who defend the sanctity of life, tend also to support the death penalty. what happened to the sanctity of life?
@pinnergirl ummm…… sorry to burst your bubble but thats not true most abortions are for conveince sake.
I don’t see whats wrong with abortion I personaly think it’s beutiful….
Drug dealers and gangstas are not gon be frightened by death penalty. If they want to put ur lights out, you will be fucking dead before they are arrested.
Death Penalty is killing, period.
Exactly how does death penalty protect you if I am planning to put a fucking bullet in your head tomorrow when u walk out the door?
HOW?